2. Are you intelligent? Yes, frighteningly so Yes No Like...what? I'm a Spice Girl

3. Do you have artistic talent? Yeah, and I'm fucking pretentious Yes..so people tell me No Like...what's art? I'm a Spice Girl

4. Are you proficient in many different things? Yes, I am renaissance woman Yes No I can only do one thing and not very well I'm a Spice Girl

5. Are you a nice person? I run 5 charities and donated my pancreas to a stranger I'm too nice..people step on me. Yes No...fuck you. If I could reach you Pinky, I would hurt you.. I will possess your soul in a fortnight

6. Are you open to doing and thinking new things? I've almost succeeded in traveling through the 12th dimension Yes, the world has yet to be discovered No.. I am narrow minded and have many hang-ups I am Rush Limbaugh

7. Do you have good taste in music? I'm an underground music elitist I'm a classical music elitist Yes..I enjoy an eclectic mix of music I like Top 40 I like Disco, New Country, and John Tesh I'm a Spice Girl

8. Do you have self-control? I'm a nun Yes, I have a clear sense of resolve For the most part, yeah No Don't let me near anything you don't want eaten, smoked or fucked Um..I'm sorry about your floor

9. Are you mentally stable? I'm the Dalai Lama Yes, I have healthy ways of dealing with emotions For the most part, yeah No I love you, I hate you, I love you, I hate you.. I haven't had a break-down in almost an hour

10. Are you physically attractive? My name is Venus You will orgasm the moment you see me Yes, and I use it to get what I want Yes, next question I guess so..people tell me I am No..next question No, but I delude myself into thinking I am I am 300 pounds and have been mistaken for other species I am Barbara Bush

11. Do you have breasts? Yes...quite considerably so Yes No I have one, that's good enough for me Um....boating accident

and they're real? Yes No

12. Do you have all the body parts and appendages you're likely to find on a human? Yes, I even have a few extra ones Yes No No, and I removed them myself

and they function correctly? Yes, I am in good health Most of the time, yeah No..I am broked It's incredible that I'm still alive

13. Are you heavily religious? I'm a Christian, you're going to hell Yeah, but it's a cool one with deities in the form of fruit bats and jello art No..not really I'm anti-religious

14. Are you of similar age to me? Yes, we have the same birthday Yeah, I'm in the 20-30 range I'll be legal in only 38 months People will think I'm your mother People will think I'm your grandmother

15. Do you like to do things outside? I scale Mt. Everest when I'm bored Yes When I have time, yeah.. No. Natural earth disturbs me.

16. Do you like sex? I'm insatiable Yes, and lots of it When I have time, yeah.. I have trouble getting in the mood No. Sex is evil. I'm a nun

of oral pleasures you enjoy - To give To receive Both None of the above you perv

17. Do you like affection? I'm snugglebunny central Yes, I enjoy feeling and being close No, intimacy freaks me out I prefer pain, hatred, and sharp pointy objects

18. Do you live close by? I live right up the street I live in your state I live in the US I live on Earth I live well beyond Earth, in a place humans have yet to discover

19. Are you most attracted to... Guys Girls Both Sheep Duct Tape You don't EVEN want to know..

20. Do you already have a boyfriend? Yeah, but I don't give a shit about him Yes...and I really shouldn't be filling out this form No. That's why I'm here, baby.. Maybe..hehe...I'm just here to be cruel to you

21. Are you computer-literate? I reprogrammed UNIX yesterday..it's better now. I can do just about anything with a computer Yeah, I can find my way around No..but I'm on the web! I can press the power button and click on Word I'm afraid to touch them..my friend is filling this out for me I'm a Spice Girl

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