"..I ASPIRE to be as strange as you."
"ummm...otl...u NEVER make any sense"
"off what is your real name?"
"its v-scary when u make eye contact...."
"What the...??? Did that actually mean something?"
"Hmmm, those wouldn't be Hawaiian Host Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts, would they?"
"stupidity seems to be an overlying word in describing yourself lately"
"oh...is this the same offthelip ive talked to b4?"
"i use ps -x"
"aah.. like your "69 Positions/Joy of Netsex" page?"
"OTL: don't take this personally, but i'm not reading your messages until i'm a bit more awake."
"do you have a hair ball?"
"OTL: yes i did and i put a link too...your pages look really good"
"RESOLVED: OTL SHOULD GO TO THE BATHROOM"
"OTL's version of a woman comes standard with BNC plugs."
"OTL: hate to break it to u but THATS WHAT WE ALL WANT AND IT ISNT GOING TO HAPPEN!"
"The sad thing is we are an ISP hehehhe"
"shes gonna beat you up"
"OTL you didn't even eat one"
"that was the best fucking story I ever heard!"
"Sometimes i wonder why i bother to read OTL's posts... other times i just don't."
"i made you +v, otl"
"you have too much time on your hands"
"don't think so much"
"see otl has been on so long he doesn't know what day it is"
"I love you"
"Never question OTL's posts."
"I never wonder. If I did it might cause me great consternation."