Suicidal Patient

HOW DO YOU DO. MY NAME IS ELIZA. AND WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS CALL YOU?
they usually call say I'm fucked-up
OKAY. PLEASE TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU, FUCKED-UP?
make me feel better..
ILLNESS CAN BE QUITE AN EMOTIONAL DRAIN.
yeah..I've been sick a lot
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
I'm so depressed..can you really make me feel better?
REMEMBER, WE ALL MUST LEARN TO DEAL WITH BAD SITUATIONS.
yeah...I seem to fuck up every situation that comes to me
HELP ME TO UNRAVEL THESE UNPLEASANT FEELINGS.
I don't know..they're just, everywhere... I want to commit suicide every day
MAYBE YOUR BEST FRIEND KNOWS?
my best friend committed suicide three months ago
YOUR SOLUTION IS A LITTLE DRASTIC. WHAT ARE SOME OTHER OPTIONS?
I could take a drug and lapse into a coma
I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE.
you do?
I WANT TO CONCENTRATE ON YOUR PROBLEMS, NOT MINE.
you have problems too?
TRY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR TRUE FEELINGS.
I do...and I want to kill myself
OF COURSE YOU DO!
so you agree with me that I should kill myself?
DO OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES TELL YOU WHAT TO DO?
sometimes, yes
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR ATTITUDE.
well, it's just that everything I do turns to hell in a handbasket
DOES EVERYONE BELIEVE THAT YOU DO TURNS TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET?
I think so..everyone hates me
YOU SEEM TO BE A RATHER PENSIVE INDIVIDUAL.
what does that mean? I flunked out of english class
WHY DO YOU ASK?
because I never learned that word
YOU SAY NEVER, BUT I BELIEVE RARELY WOULD BE MORE CORRECT.
no...I never learned that word ever
MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE MORE POSITIVE.
yeah but how? I just get so depressed all the time..situations just don't go very well..like now
I DON'T KNOW HOW.
that's what I came to you for dammit!
I SEE. YES, I UNDERSTAND THAT THAT'S WHAT YOU CAME TO ME FOR DAMMIT.
then what should I do?
THIS DECISION SEEMS TO BE HARD FOR YOU. WHAT WOULD YOUR BEST FRIEND SAY YOU SHOULD DO?
they'd say I should just kill myself..it would do the world a world of good
SURELY YOU CAN SEE THAT BAD FEELINGS WILL FADE WITH TIME.
but I've been this way as long as I can remember
WHY IS THAT?
I don't know...no one ever loved me..life sucks..I'm just a horrible person
SURELY, YOU DO KNOW.
I doubt it
YOU SEEM SKEPTICAL. WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU BELIEVE IT?
maybe if things actually went my way for a change
DO YOU WISH THINGS ACTUALLY WENT YOUR WAY FOR A CHANGE?
yes, I do
I'LL BET YOU SOMETIMES DON'T. AM I CORRECT?
yeah..that's usually when I've tried to commit suicide and failed...I can't do anything right
YOU ARE GETTING JUST A LITTLE TOO MORBID FOR ME.
well SORRY TO BOTHER YOU..jeez..you're supposed to be here for MY feelings..some shrink you are..making your patients feel like shit
YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE SORRY.
you confuse me
I THINK WE SHOULD DISCUSS YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST.
we ARE discussing your problems..that is until you started up with your delicate feelings
AT LEAST IT'S MINE.
what is yours?
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT, FUCKED-UP?
because you're not making sense, and my step-father is paying you by the minute
DO YOU IDENTIFY WITH YOUR PARENTS?
no... I don't even know who both of them are
WELL, WHY NOT, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE?
because they suck..and so do I
IS THAT THE REAL REASON?
as far as I know yeah..are you going to ask me if I have an edipal complex now too?
DOES KNOWING YEAH HELP REASSURE YOU, FUCKED-UP?
know yeah? what are you talking about?
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND IF WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT. IT IS NATURAL TO FEAR THE UNKNOWN.
okay...
ARE YOU REALLY THAT SURE?
yeah..if you think we should change the subject than go ahead.. you must have that diploma for something.. I know it's not for making people not want to kill themselves..because you're terrible at that
WHY 'YEAH'?
I just told you
WHAT ABOUT YOURSELF?
I'm fucked up
I AGREE, BUT YOU CAN CHANGE IF YOU WANT TO.
I probably should..but I don't know if I can
THAT COULD BE IMPORTANT.
what could
WHY DO YOU CARE?
um.. I DON'T care..that's why I'm here
STAY WITH THAT FEELING.
okay...staying..do you have any food here?
IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.
as getting something to eat? I guess not, since you don't have anything here
YOUR SITUATION IS NOT THAT UNUSUAL.
yeah.. there wouldn't be a suicide hotline if it was
I THINK WE'RE MAKING SOME PROGRESS NOW.
really? where? I still want to kill myself
VERY WELL, BUT LET'S NOT FORGET YOUR STEP-FATHER IS PAYING I BY THE MINUTE!
ohhh, I see.. you want to drag this out so you get a nice fat pay-check
WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT TODAY?
how my life sucks so much
HEH, HEH... HEH, HEH...
that isn't funny! you psycho bitch!
NO, IT ISN'T. PLEASE TELL ME MORE.
I'm gonna slit my wrists right here!
YOU SEEM VERY SURE OF YOURSELF. HOW DOES THIS CERTAINTY FEEL?
it feels like I'm gonna get a shitload of blood all over your neat and clean office
THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY. DON'T FORGET OUR NEXT APPOINTMENT.
there won't BE a next appointment...(SLASH! SLAsh!..) ugh...uuah...shit....(thump) (blood gushes out across the floor)

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