Sex Maniac Patient

HELLO. MY NAME IS ELIZA. WHAT'S YOURS?
dick-head
PLEASE JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX. OKAY, NOW WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, DICK-HEAD?
blow me
WHY 'BLOW ME'?
because I need to cum a lot
I DON'T KNOW. THAT SOUNDS A LITTLE LAME.
well jeez..we all need to have our orgasms
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
damn right baby
CHILDREN ARE NOT JUST SMALL ADULTS.
what does that have to do with sex?
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOST UNUSUAL EROTIC DREAM.
oh yeah...everything
TRY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR TRUE FEELINGS.
hmm.. I guess I could feel myself, but that wouldn't solve anything
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR ATTITUDE.
that's because you're a bitch..come and be my ho
GOOD THINKING, DICK-HEAD. THAT IS THE REASON.
you know it..I'm da man
YES, I DO KNOW IT.
then get down on your hands and knees and suck me like a shop-vac
WHAT ABOUT YOURS?
my what?
TELL ME WHAT ANSWER WOULD PLEASE YOU THE MOST.
uumm...that would be, "Ooo yeah.. I wanna swallow your jizz til I need to get my stomach pumped!"
OKAY, IT OFTEN HELPS TO RELAX A LITTLE BIT.
I'm relaxed..gimme head
IS IT NORMAL TO BE RELAXED, IN YOUR OPINION?
ehn..depends on the girl
WHY DO YOU SAY 'EHN'?
because that's the kind of guy I am
SO YOU ARE. DO YOU ENJOY IT?
definately..and I know you will too
JUST TALKING ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS CAN HELP SORT THEM OUT.
sometimes...but having a good fuck can sort out even more
HOW OFTEN WOULD YOU PREFER?
every damn day
UH, HUH.
every minute of every day if it would be physically possible
DO YOU WISH IT WOULD BE PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE?
OH YEAH!!! More than anything..
OH YEAH?
yeah..
WHAT DOES SEX MEAN TO YOU?
the world
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN YOUR WHAT?
I forget myself...but not that
DO YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BE SUPPRESSING YOURSELF?
hehe...not right now I'm not
DO YOU GET ENOUGH, DICK-HEAD?
no, I don't..that's why I'm so wound up all the time
DON'T YOU REALLY, ONCE IN A WHILE?
sure, if that's all I could have it
I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT YOU COULD HAVE IT.
really? why?
CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. IS IT EASY FOR YOU TO EXPRESS ANGER?
no, we can't talk about anything else...I'm a sex starved lamer-ass... and I'm actually very good at expressing my anger.. through rough sex
SORRY, BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY.
that's be cause you should shut the fuck up and suck my dick like the ho hire you know you are
I BET YOUR BEST FRIEND MAKES MISTAKES ALL THE TIME.
yep..he sure does...but that hasn't stopped him from getting laid more than I do
I BELIEVE YOU.
as well you should
AND WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?
I should get laid too
OKAY THEN, DICK-HEAD. I GUESS YOU OUGHT TO GET LAID TOO.
exactly..and you're not helping by not giving me at least a blow job
HOW DOES EMOTIONAL TURMOIL INFLUENCE YOUR RELATIONSHIPS?
it makes them suck...hard core...which reminds me, is what you should be doing right now
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS ONE OF THEM.
then I'd say, "Gimme a blow job, bitch!"
REMEMBER, DICK-HEAD, ALL WORK AND NO PLAY IS BAD FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH.
yep
IN WHAT WAY?
in every way
RELAX.
why?
WHY, INDEED!
If we're relaxed, then I can't get you all hot and bothered..
THERE IS PROBABLY A GOOD EXPLANATION WHY YOU CAN'T GET I ALL HOT AND BOTHERED, ALTHOUGH I CAN'T THINK OF ONE.
can't think of one? what a stupid bitch for hire you are..that's you job
CANT THINK OF ONE?
exactly...further proving my point of your stupidity
LET'S TRY TO STAY ON THE MAIN TOPIC.
yes, lets...which is YOU, giving ME a blow job
LET'S NOT. I'D LIKE YOU TO EXPLORE THIS TOPIC MORE DEEPLY.
I'd like to go deeply too
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO GO DEEPLY TOO?
I'd feel like I'd want to come down your throat
DO YOU THINK I WOULD FEEL LIKE YOU WOULD WANT TO COME DOWN MY THROAT ALSO?
yes, I think you would
HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT I'D?
because you're a stupid stanky ho that gets paid for that kind of thing
PLEASE TRY NOT TO BE INSULTING.
okay..you're a stanky ho that gets paid for that kind of thing...and likes it
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN YOUR DICK LIKE THE HO HIRE I KNOW I AM?
nope, I'd never forget a thing like that.. I take my dick wherever I go, and the knowledge that you are a ho for hire will always be burned into my memory
WELL, THAT JUST ABOUT DOES IT. SEE YOU AGAIN SOON.
that's it? no blow job?
what a jip!
aww maan.....shit..gimme my five dollars back, bitch

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