Anti-Social Patient

HI THERE. I'M ELIZA. AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?
nobody
ALRIGHT, LET'S GET STARTED. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, NOBODY?
nothing
HUH?
exactly
DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS EASILY, NOBODY?
no
COME ON. LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE.
don't want to
YES. PLEASE TELL ME MORE.
no chance..
YOU SEEM RATHER DEFINITE.
you scare me..go away
I GUESS WE SCARE EACH OTHER.
fuck off
YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING YOU WANT.
I don't want to tell you anything
DO YOU WISH YOU DID WANT TO TELL I SOMETHING?
no
ARE YOU SAYING 'NO' JUST TO DISAGREE WITH ME?
maybe
LIFE IS FULL OF LITTLE UNCERTAINTIES, ISN'T IT?
can I go now?
I THINK YOU CAN PROBABLY GO NOW, NOBODY.
LET'S IMAGINE THAT I CAN'T PROBABLY GO NOW.
you go first
PERHAPS SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS WORRY YOU?
go away
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
it means go away
WHY DON'T YOU ELABORATE ON THAT.
sodd off, amscray, make like a detatchable penis and leave
YOU'RE DOING WELL. PLEASE CONTINUE.
no
I WISH I COULD UNDERSTAND YOUR NEGATIVE MOOD.
I don't..go away
I SUSPECT YOU DO. WHY DO YOU CLAIM YOU DON'T?
because I don't care
IT'S OKAY NOT TO CARE ABOUT THAT. BUT TELL ME: JUST WHAT DO YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT?
I care about you getting out of my faec
I WANT TO CONCENTRATE ON YOUR PROBLEMS, NOT MINE.
I'm sure you have them..otherwise why would you be bothering me?
YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY SERIOUS DOUBTS. GO ON.
you go on...clear out of the room and out of my sight
WHY WOULD YOU SAY I GO ON?
because you keep talking..and you NEVER STOP!
I'M JUST EARNING MY PAY BY TALKING.
I won't pay you
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
really? then go away
TRY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR TRUE FEELINGS.
I'm not touching anything you freako
WHY AREN'T YOU TOUCHING SOMETHING I FREAKO, FOR GOODNESS SAKE?
because I don't know where you've been
IS THAT THE REAL REASON?
one of them yeah
LET'S DISCUSS SOME OF THEM.
no! GO AWAY!
WHY NOT?
haven't I already told you? or are you just too stupid to realise?
PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASIES WE ALREADY TOLD EACH OTHER.
I have no fantasies
NONE?
none at all..go away
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND.
I don't have any friends
DOES THAT TROUBLE YOU?
not in the least
EARLIER YOU MENTIONED YOUR FAEC. COULD THERE BE SOME CONNECTION?
probably yeah.. I'm an ugly fucker..or maybe not. I've never actually talked to anyone long enough to recieve an opinion about it
WOULD YOU SAY MORE OR LESS THAN AN FIFTY FIFTY CHANCE?
what? you're not even listening to me...
WHAT?
fuck you
THIS IS QUITE AN OUTBURST.
good..fuck off
I'M GLAD YOU'RE PLEASED.
I'm not pleased! go away
YOU AREN'T? YOU CERTAINLY FOOLED ME.
you are one dumb bitch
BE PATIENT WITH IGNORANCE.
that isn't ignorance..that's stupidity.... I can tell the difference
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT ISN'T IGNORANCE AT ALL.
so go away you stupid person
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE A GENIUS?
I'd think of some way to get you to get the fuck away from me
IT'S HARD TO PREDICT A PERSON'S BEHAVIOR.
fuck off...go away..leave me alone
STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES.
oh..you're forrest gump now?
INTERESTING...
no it isn't..go away
PERHAPS YOU ARE BEING JUST A LITTLE BIT DISAGREEABLE.
I certainly hope so..fuck off
HOW DO YOU KNOW FOR SURE?
because you annoy me
DON'T ANY OTHER REASONS COME TO MIND?
yeah, because you're a stupid bitch that gets in people's faces
WHAT OTHER REASONS MIGHT THERE BE?
oh I don't know...maybe because your parents should have been neutered
MAYBE YOUR BEST FRIEND KNOWS?
I already told you, I don't have any. Now go away
WHAT ABOUT YOURSELF?
who cares..go away
YOUR BEST FRIEND PERHAPS?
how many times do I have to tell you, I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS!
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?
then I'd be a happy person
DO YOU ENJOY LIFE?
no..now go away
DO YOU OFTEN HAVE THESE CONTRADICTORY FEELINGS?
no..I don't have any feelings
MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE MORE POSITIVE.
maybe you should just get the fuck away from me
TRY TO BE MORE ASSERTIVE, OKAY?
okay..(wham!) there, how does a punch in the nose do it for ya?
WONDERFUL. WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP?
maybe bitch-slapping you until you get the message more clearly
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY DOUBTS AT ALL, DO YOU?
I can't take this anymore
PERHAPS YOU ACTUALLY CAN TAKE THIS SOMEMORE.
no.. I can't...if you don't go away I'm going to kill myself
WELL, WHY NOT, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE?
why not kill myself? because I'd rather that you be dead
LET'S LOOK DEEP WITHIN YOU TO FIND THE REASONS WHY NOT.
lets not and say we did
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO INSTEAD?
I'd like to be alone
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO BE ALONE?
I'd feel better than I do now
HOW CAN YOU HONESTLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT?
because if you don't I'll bitch-slap you some more
DO YOU BELIEVE REST WILL HELP?
no..now go away or I'll call the cops on you
MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE.
uh-uh..go away
THAT'S NOT UNUSUAL.
go away
AND?
umm...fuck yourself?
I FEEL THAT YOU'RE STILL HOLDING SOMETHING BACK.
good...go have your feelings someplace else then
OH, MY!
are you away yet? I'm closing my eyes until you go away
MAYBE WE SHOULD MOVE ON NOW.
yeah, move on over there, out of where I am and off a cliff
ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU CERTAINLY ARE NOT AND OFF A CLIFF!
you're stupid..go away
I ALSO THINK I AM STUPID.
really..what a surprise...
PERHAPS WE CAN SPEAK AGAIN LATER. FAREWELL.
really? you're finally going?
wow....god what a relief...
I thought she would never go

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