OTL's Altmusic Quotes

OffTheLip needs multiple donuts Mr (andre@user18.argo.net.au) has joined channel #altmusic Mr: hey ppl Mr: anyone there? OffTheLip: no one is here Mr: what about u? OffTheLip: I'm...in the absence of space, time, and all of that Mr: ah ok Mr: so what are u up to? OffTheLip: nothing of much consequence, or, so I suppose OffTheLip: you never know though Mr: i guess so OffTheLip: this might be a turning point of epic proportions Mr: where are u?? OffTheLip: I told you, I'm nowhere OffTheLip: so asking for my physical location is impossible to answer Mr: ok then Mr: well u may phisically be somewhere just not mentally OffTheLip: true, very true Mr: so would u phisically be anywhere? Mr: HEY??? OffTheLip: but since my perception is limited to the 4 dimensions around me, and my conscious mind being fed information from the 6 measley senses that I have available...I can't tell enough to answer that OffTheLip: because, I'm not fully certain Mr: ok then OffTheLip: although, I can tell that you are in australia Mr: ah good guess Mr: not a hard one OffTheLip: not very, no Mr: yeah NIN_GURL (corrupt@brionne.cyberverse.com) has joined channel #altmusic NIN_GURL: HI! NIN_GURL: ANYONE HERE? OffTheLip: but you COULD be just telnetting to an australian account to fool me OffTheLip: no, no one is here OffTheLip: I was just telling Mr that fact NIN_GURL: funny! NIN_GURL: heheheheh! NIN_GURL: are you always funny, offthelip? OffTheLip: not always Mr: hey OffTheLip: sometimes I'm hilarious NIN_GURL: LOL! Mr: well we can all be funny Mr: or we can all try hard to be funny Mr: and not succeed NIN_GURL: i like a europop brand called "pulp" a lot Mr: PULP??? Mr: geez Mr: u find Jarvis sexy do u? OffTheLip: Jarvis... I should name my first-born child Jarvis OffTheLip: either that or Jasper OffTheLip: or maybe Jarvis-Jasper... OffTheLip: regardless of it's gender Mr: man....are u on something?? OffTheLip: no.... OffTheLip: I don't think the world could handle me on something Mr: yeah....as weird as u are Mr: or u appear OffTheLip: I appear in many forms Mr: like what? OffTheLip: well, usually as a fruit bat OffTheLip: other times, as the mega-screen in New York's Time Square Mr: ok then OffTheLip: but I frequently take brakes as the doubt you feel in your innermost thoughts Mr: ah well OffTheLip: You know... Counting Crows and Barney should make a record together sometime OffTheLip: they're made for eachother OffTheLip: man...it's been so long since the altmusic regulars have been here OffTheLip: me included OffTheLip: all this "life" crap is really getting in the way of spending endless hours sitting in front of the computer ircing OffTheLip: next thing you know I'll be forgetting commands PING delay for danlin: 5 seconds PING delay for DEV0: 5 seconds PING delay for DOOPY: 6 seconds PING delay for Mr: 7 seconds PING delay for mcj: 7 seconds PING delay for NIN_GURL: 9 seconds OffTheLip: hmm...there is much lag, in the universe thesnake: are they foreign or something? OffTheLip: the last one is OffTheLip: it's damn bad-ass too k-leigh *smacks* *** thyme (moongod@ocd.loni.ucla.edu) has joined channel #altmusic thesnake: sage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 k-leigh: sage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thyme: hey thesnake...wow...thats some greet :) thyme: hey k-l!!! Tyme: waddup sage? OffTheLip: excitable bunch...did someone put too much sugar in your corn flakes? k-leigh had no sugar or corn flakes thyme: tyme...not much..just passing thru...on my way 2 bed... thesnake: just alcohol for k-leigh and a mouth full of meat thyme: OTL...i have that effect on ppl...esp...late at night.... thesnake *smacks* theprick k-leigh *smacks* theprick too OffTheLip: kind of like that Norm guy on that tv show Cheers.. k-leigh: green day is not from fucking england OffTheLip: I don't recommend it.. you lose feeling in your exreamities, and you're head starts to feel weird thesnake: yeah they are!!!!!! k-leigh: theprick DUH they are from the bay area thesnake: really? k-leigh: DUH thesnake: lorene: they sure fooled me!!! :] k-leigh: theprick: DUH thesnake: shut up k-leigh: no OffTheLip: snake is just wanting to be punished OffTheLip: over and over again thesnake: i thought they were, really! k-leigh punishes theprick shazbot: are you all talking about alt music or what? OffTheLip: I think Mr.Pink should have gotten away... d3va: shaz: no we're talking movies OffTheLip: maybe he did though...they didn't actually SHOW that part Buscemi: lip: no shit, i always thought so, but now i'm sad that i know the truth *** d3va has set the topic on channel #altmusic to It's Movie Night Buscemi: shaz: we never talk music shazbot: sounds like Pulp Fiction to me. shazbot: saw a great film last week. shazbot: in fact I saw 2 great films. Buscemi: lip: yeah, but to assume the obvious, he fuckin died Madsen: you gonna bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite? ShortBus: why won't Rush Limbaugh ever shoot himself in the head? OffTheLip: I don't know... OffTheLip: I wish he would though ICntSeeU: Because he is a fag? bombshell: no--who, me? a pedo? ICntSeeU: I am! ShortBus: a pedophile? who you talkin to, jerky? bombshell: shortbus: how old are you? Reds: What's a pedophile? OffTheLip: it's someone that is sexually attracted to walking Reds: Thanks ShortBus: i am very very old. back when i was young, people had a sense of humor OffTheLip: back when I was young.. they hadn't even INVENTED humor...(spoot-DING!) bombshell: lip: what kind of name is off the lip anyways? ICntSeeU: I have a lifetime subscription to th "Depends Times"... ShortBus: oh, my aching hips-- both artificial, ya know ShortBus: it hurts not to be believed. Ill be OK though bombshell: oh, my aching boobies-- both artificial, ya know OffTheLip: my aching exsistance...all artificial you know ICntSeeU: Do the nipples painfully extrude? ShortBus: i have silicon buttocks bombshell: icnt: nope OffTheLip: is it detatchable Shortbus? bombshell: that would be neat, offthelip OffTheLip: life just wouldn't be the same without my Detatchable Penis (tm) ICntSeeU: I want to DIE... *** Signoff: KickMe (Homer was here!) ShortBus: why are you lying down? ICntSeeU: I have bitter sex face! ShortBus: sex face? OffTheLip: huh? ICntSeeU: I swear as I was getting off in a most major way I noticed a slight hint of pube....It was so awsome! bombshell: when did this channel become so yukky? OffTheLip: probably when everyone started talking about masterbation Limey: ive changed my name to a non-flatulant one ICntSeeU: I know you have heard this, but I swear, I am a lesbian in a mans body! OffTheLip: well, technically, I'm a lesbian too bombshell: i'm a homosexual male in a man's body b/c i find so many gay men attractive OffTheLip: I only like women.. bombshell: i only like boys Limey: I just do farm animals oddchick: gay men are the best friends to have OffTheLip: Ace Ventura.."I don't do humans" Reds: I'm a boy bombshell: i meant homosexual male in a WOMAN'S body--oops! NotGraco: uh, that guy's outta town-- I just broke in here and started using his computer OffTheLip: then you must have all his money too NotGraco: I'm a hacker, I mean. I hacked this guy's account OffTheLip: FOrkit over, Pink-Boy! NotGraco: Pink-Boy? bombshell: or whatever's in your bank account OffTheLip: (too many people talking about Reservour Dogs) NotGraco: like I said-- im a starving writer OffTheLip: a starving hacker NotGraco: yeah-- that's it OffTheLip: speaking of which, I forgot I'm hungry bombshell: go eat *** Signoff: WolfBG (Dead Socket) OffTheLip: jai tres fam bow coo Evilina: yeah foul said i passed out in the bathroom *** Signoff: Dr_Dave (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: Evilina (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: TuuK (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: GPP (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: T-DoG (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: KeviKev (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: Wowbagger (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: donna (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: bizzy (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: deeva (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: skum (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: PyroJoe (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: Tris (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: rabb (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: barry (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: MaxRebo (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: Plunge_ (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: jadin (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: Quigzy (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: cindy (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: woodstoc (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: EricPro (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: DEV0 (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: overNover (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: Cra5h- (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: glk (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: OkeyDokey (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: Jab (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Signoff: MacServ (irc1.eskimo.com droopy.colorado.edu) *** Jab (jbenton@comp.uark.edu) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** Signoff: stern^ (dewey.cc.utexas.edu eff.org) *** Cra5h- (jbrostek@linet04.li.net) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** DEV0 (devo@nashville-dialup-16.accessUS.net) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** Mode change "+o DEV0" on #aLtMuSiC by [Gl0d] *** cindy (cindy@taurus.oac.uci.edu) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** rabb (rabb@triol.dorm.umd.edu) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** deeva (deva@loon.norlink.net) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC OffTheLip: I hate net-splits OffTheLip: sort of...only with sex slyde: on the commercial it shows a woman in a chair with water faling on her OffTheLip: really? sounds just like flashdance then.. slyde: straight out of flashdance *** glitch (~glitch@cobia-33.netrunner.net) has joined channel #altmusic glitch: the irc is being taken over, run b4 its 2 late! *** glitch has left channel #altmusic *** Signoff: barry (azure.acsu.buffalo.edu irc.uiuc.edu) *** Signoff: MaxRebo (azure.acsu.buffalo.edu irc.uiuc.edu) *** Signoff: Plunge_ (azure.acsu.buffalo.edu irc.uiuc.edu) *** Signoff: jadin (azure.acsu.buffalo.edu irc.uiuc.edu) *** Signoff: cindy (azure.acsu.buffalo.edu irc.uiuc.edu) *** Signoff: woodstoc (azure.acsu.buffalo.edu irc.uiuc.edu) *** Signoff: EricPro (azure.acsu.buffalo.edu irc.uiuc.edu) *** Signoff: DEV0 (azure.acsu.buffalo.edu irc.uiuc.edu) *** Signoff: overNover (azure.acsu.buffalo.edu irc.uiuc.edu) *** Signoff: Cra5h- (azure.acsu.buffalo.edu irc.uiuc.edu) *** Signoff: glk (azure.acsu.buffalo.edu irc.uiuc.edu) *** Signoff: OkeyDokey (azure.acsu.buffalo.edu irc.uiuc.edu) *** Signoff: MacServ (azure.acsu.buffalo.edu irc.uiuc.edu) OffTheLip: I still hate net splits.. rimbaud: qazz: how do i get trumpet set up? Krinkle: a tennis stallion? Krinkle has never heard of a tennis stallion rimbaud: and i want to use netscape but dunno how Krinkle: Hmmm Krinkle: i like steaming chula: when are you picking me up? Krinkle: into the fire Krinkle: path of thorns *** Signoff: zooid (Connection reset by peer) frente: has anyone seen bombshell lately? OffTheLip: how lately? sage: frente...nope OffTheLip: not for a few days frente: ok:( OffTheLip: or couple days....time and me don't really see eye to eye sage: mmmm... time runs 2gether..on irc... i often cant remember... my days r more like mon/tues.... tues/wed... wed/thur.... etc OffTheLip: well, it's kind of like that for me, only with all of life sage: OTL...do u go 2 school? OffTheLip is reminded that the new Mr.Bungle is supposed to be out.. MoonGod: <--- free-feminine-spirited flower-child.. ;) OffTheLip: which further reminds me that I should wash some of my clothes, because I don't have any clean ones left sage: OTL... ummm...im sure thats all related some how OffTheLip: in my head it is...for some reason MoonGod needs 2 do laundry, too... sage: <---examines OTLs head.... OffTheLip: I wish I'd known about that word earlyer sage waps moonie... that was SO bad... MoonGod: sage: oooh... I like it when U're rough... MoonGod makes more bad jokes.. ;) sage: moon <--- likes it ruff.... do not handle w/ care... *** Signoff: encarta (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Signoff: music (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Signoff: oddchick (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Signoff: MoonGod (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Signoff: Jab (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Signoff: rabb (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Signoff: sage (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) OffTheLip: ack..net split *** Signoff: Krinkle (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Signoff: c-n (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Signoff: DEV0 (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Signoff: Cra5h- (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Cra5h- (jbrostek@linet04.li.net) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** DEV0 (devo@nashville-dialup-16.accessUS.net) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** Mode change "+o DEV0" on #aLtMuSiC by [Gl0d] *** c-n (cindy@taurus.oac.uci.edu) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** Krinkle (mcjones@nashville-dialup-16.accessUS.net) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** sage (~sbye@utepvm.utep.edu) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** rabb (rabb@triol.dorm.umd.edu) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** Jab (jbenton@comp.uark.edu) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** MoonGod (moongod@usr2.primenet.com) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** Dalhimer (~hrichman@hrichman.fast.net) has joined channel #altmusic *** Dalhimer has left channel #altmusic OffTheLip: I hate net splits.. *** oddchick (freak@bsu-cs.bsu.edu) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** music (rallen@cello.gina.calstate.edu) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** encarta (encarta@ix-day-oh1-20.ix.netcom.com) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** Mode change "+ooo MoonGod rabb Jab" on #aLtMuSiC by irc.sdsc.edu *** Mode change "+oo Krinkle c-n" on #aLtMuSiC by irc.sdsc.edu *** Mode change "+o Cra5h-" on #aLtMuSiC by irc.sdsc.edu *** Signoff: encarta (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Signoff: music (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Signoff: oddchick (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Signoff: MoonGod (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Signoff: Jab (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Signoff: rabb (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Signoff: sage (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Signoff: Krinkle (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Signoff: c-n (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Signoff: DEV0 (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Signoff: Cra5h- (irc.stanford.edu *.sdsc.edu) *** Cra5h- (jbrostek@linet04.li.net) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** DEV0 (devo@nashville-dialup-16.accessUS.net) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** Mode change "+o DEV0" on #aLtMuSiC by [Gl0d] *** c-n (cindy@taurus.oac.uci.edu) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** Krinkle (mcjones@nashville-dialup-16.accessUS.net) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** rabb (rabb@triol.dorm.umd.edu) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** Jab (jbenton@comp.uark.edu) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** MoonGod (moongod@usr2.primenet.com) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** oddchick (freak@bsu-cs.bsu.edu) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** music (rallen@cello.gina.calstate.edu) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** encarta (encarta@ix-day-oh1-20.ix.netcom.com) has joined channel #aLtMuSiC *** Mode change "+ooo MoonGod rabb Jab" on #aLtMuSiC by irc.sdsc.edu *** Mode change "+oo Krinkle c-n" on #aLtMuSiC by irc.sdsc.edu *** Mode change "+o Cra5h-" on #aLtMuSiC by irc.sdsc.edu *** MoonGod is now known as M-G OffTheLip: net splits never cease to annoy me M-G: otl: kinda like me? ;) OffTheLip: two rallens? BJ5: one rallen.. one bj OffTheLip: ahh OffTheLip doesn't get it. Matu: one love man. Matu: one love. OffTheLip: one life OffTheLip: one need OffTheLip: in the...nevermind Matu: rallen pimps out his account. OffTheLip gets it. Matu pulls out his double barreled shot-gun. Matu aims carefully. Matu slowly squeezes the trigger Matu: *blam* Matu blows satan's head off. Matu vs the forces of evil Matu: no problemoo. Matu: :) OffTheLip: one problem with that matu..you don't need to carefully aim a shot-gun Matu: OTL:I do anyway... *** Matu has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to FUCK comatose: fuck? *** dig has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to FUDGE *** oxide has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to shoot *** oxide has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to SHOOT satan: gee..FUCK...creatuve! *** comatose has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to whore *** dig has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to jesus hates you *** rallen has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to I hate you *** oxide has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to JELL-O! there's always room for J-E-L-L-0! OffTheLip: almusic tops eh? they don't seem all that ALT to me.. oxide: MMMMMMMMMM jell-o *** Matu has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to FUCK dig: ok, lets leave it at that *** oxide has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to OffTheLip: Yyeah.,..keep it on fuck Matu: I don't have to be creative, I'm the angel of death. *** Matu has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to FUCK Matu: this channel isn't all that alt. oxide: just leave it blank for now *** Matu has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to reflect the sadder mess *** oxide has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to - the alt part *** oxide has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to minus the alt part jesusex: SHUT UP jesusex: JUST SHUT UP *** satan has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to SHUT UP *** OffTheLip has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to fuckin fuckity fucky fuck...FUCK! Matu: come to think of it, this channel isn't all that musical... *** rallen has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to minus the altmusic part Cra5h-: gee nice topics boys OffTheLip: hehe *** satan has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to SHUT UP OffTheLip: we're very topical *** oxide has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to not all that alt, or musical for that matter OffTheLip: like an anesthetic *** jesusex has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LOSERS OffTheLip: that reminds me.. I never got that Beck album *** satan has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to SHUT THE HELL UP *** Cra5h- has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to so there :P *** Matu has set the topic on channel #aLtMuSiC to reflect the sadder mess dig: what page is: http://pizza.bgsu.edu/~tligman? Matu: that's my home page... rallen: I <4|\| |>() 4LL ()F +|-|i$ rallen: i|\| M3R3 $<()|\||>$ OffTheLip: it's the altmusic top 50 Matu: the #altmusic top 50(60) is there... OffTheLip: which is actually: OffTheLip: http://pizza.bgsu.edu/~tligman/alt50.html oxide: rallen; there are no good scripts for macintosh Yeti: what ox? OffTheLip: scripts? for what? oxide: for mac, for stuff OffTheLip: stuff? Are you one of those 'deviant' people? MoonGod hates this goddamned OJ trial .. and wishes it would go the fuck away!!! MoonGod 's dad has to keep taking up his time telling him some stupid thing about the trial... and I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!!!!!! agntOrang: oj is not guilty rimbaud: The Juice Is Loose Mr_Pink: I don't give a fuck what OJ is.. agntOrang: but still this media circus should go away Matu: OJ is okay... as long as there's no pulp... BJ5 wishes it were tomarrow Mr_White: where's joe? Mr_White: oj blows Mr_Pink: Joe is late...very late Mr_White: hey pink, why don't you tip? Mr_Pink: because I don't believe in tipping tuesday: remember that time when we.... OffTheLip: ahh, just like it was yesterday OffTheLip: hey, it WAS yesterday! OffTheLip: on a Tuesday... Cra5h scratches his hean in confusion OffTheLip starts scratching his hean too... Cra5h: off I am sorry to tell you Cra5h: yesterday Cra5h: was a wensday OffTheLip: not to me it wasn't buddy.. OffTheLip: hehe OffTheLip: am I lagged? Cra5h: no Cra5h: yeah *tuesday* I hope not cin: so what's new? Cra5h: nothing Cra5h: I am once again home alone oddchick: i have a bladder infections bowman1: Ever get the feeling youve been cheated? Krinkle: Cra5h: 'cause I have a poli sci test tomorrow oompah: whoops...no weiner...never mind. Krinkle: oh...okay _Rayden_: Holy shit! I have homework to do!! *** Signoff: _Rayden_ (ConfuseUs said: "Man who fights woman, gets no peace at night.") OffTheLip: don't you hate remmebering things like that? *** hairy_ass (~hairyass@frank.mtsu.edu) has joined channel #altmusic EvilBytch waits cin: is it hairyass? ;) deeva: haha OffTheLip waits impatiently. cin: oh, that's Foul EvilBytch: foul's so silly hairy_ass: whos foul EvilBytch: yous foul Cra5h is dead - bbl - messages will be buried. hairy_ass: no yous foul EvilBytch: grrr i can't finger this asshole that sent me a chainletter *** Signoff: hairy_ass (EOF From client) Krinkle wonders why they don't play "Devil in a Blue Dress" for the Devil in a Blue Dress movie previews cin: are u watching E! or something, Krinkle? OffTheLip: because people don't make sense Krink Krinkle: no Krinkle: ER oompah: why do so many people suck? OffTheLip: if I only knew oompah OffTheLip: if I ONLY knew... oompah: all Americans suck.That is why I am moving out of the country. oompah: bad canadian bands? Let's see..... oompah: Loverboy deeva: alanis.. giggle: heheheh deeva: trooper oompah: ALANIS! Yes giggle: alanis needs voice lessons deeva: harlequiin slyde: bryan adams? slyde: the hooters? oompah: Crash Test Dummies slyde: hootie and the blowfish? slyde: rush? deeva: COREY HART giggle: hehehehe slyde: paul schafer deeva: hootie are from the us deeva: no..capt kirk is canadian danlin: win95 commerical.....how disguting... danlin: canada can HAVE bill gates..... OldManEmu: sure OldManEmu: Im dont have a druinking prob though OldManEmu: i drink the same as everyone here OffTheLip: then everyone there must be drunkards.. OldManEmu: mind you , i am the only one here OffTheLip: hahahA! OldManEmu: does antyone here watcxh xfiles? deva-: no OffTheLip: I do OldManEmu: man that show rocks deva-: go to bed, moab sweets OffTheLip: I saw tonight's episode too OldManEmu: i get a woody just thinking about it deva-: hahaha OffTheLip: hehe deva-: pig OldManEmu: I should go to bed, but i think i would puke *** k-leigh (~cwolff@ip20.infocom.net) has joined channel #altmusic lament: k-leigh!!! deva-: re kl k-leigh: lament!!!! lament hugs k-leigh k-leigh is bored OldManEmu: my 2 golden retrievers came in cin: hi k-l k-leigh: hey cin OffTheLip is bored stupid. deva-: i didn't know you had dogs! OffTheLip: or, maybe just stupid now...it's hard to tell deva-: what are their names? OldManEmu: white and brown k-leigh: ok bye *** k-leigh has left channel #altmusic *** Signoff: OldManEmu (Leaving) OffTheLip: that sounded arduous deva-: hmm.. *** deva- has left channel #altmusic OffTheLip thinks.. OffTheLip: oh poo *** OffTheLip has set the topic on channel #altmusic to Poopoo ka ka doo doo *** deva- (deva@loon.norlink.net) has joined channel #altmusic *** doPohcEt (loser@sydney52.ausnet.net.au) has joined channel #altmusic OffTheLip: shlarkinz deva-: snicklefarb. doPohcEt: hello OffTheLip: exactly deva-: god im tired... OffTheLip: i'm not sure whether I'm tired or not Vertalive: I've got one.. k-leigh: ok go Vert Vertalive: "ask me now I understand the words that alice said. " Vertalive: "I kick the rocks beneath me I scream at the sun" Vertalive: ok that one's easy k-leigh: bro i don't know that one maybe i should but i don't Vertalive: ok.. you want more? doPohcEt: don't break my heart doPohcEt: my achey breaky heart OffTheLip: shut the fuck up pod doPohcEt: anyone know that song? k-leigh: someone guess my damn song OffTheLip: don't know k-leigh doPohcEt: i want to fuck you like an animal k-leigh smacks pod again OffTheLip smacks pod too.. k-leigh: i guess nobody ever listened to the go-go's oddboy: do you know where your brain is? OffTheLip: I haven't seen it in a long while oddboy theprick: k-l: i just watched 4 hours of oj on tape k-leigh: theprick youre nuts oddboy: offthelip:yeah...me either...2 years of IRC will do that to you OffTheLip: I think you should visit the hospital prick.. k-leigh: theprick is he guilty or not OffTheLip: enn...it says /map is an unknown command oddboy: map? oddboy: whatis map? OffTheLip: yeah..it's supposed to draw out a map of the net connections or something OffTheLip: I don't know for sure, I've never seen it oddboy: like a traceroute? OffTheLip: sort of...I guess oddboy: man I am getting hungry OffTheLip: do you have food? OffTheLip: that's always annoying when you get that way...and there isn't anything there OffTheLip: like...most of the time oddboy: i am at work oddboy: and there is a food place that will take my meal card across the way OffTheLip: you could chow down on office supplies... oddboy: not very tasty OffTheLip: but very filling I imagine oddboy: but I enjoy eating food OffTheLip: aa..you and your details...food, what luxury.. OffTheLip: why back in my day we were GLAD to get a handfull of dirt for supper oddboy: look i don't enjoy much but I do enjoy some things and food is one of them OffTheLip: and we didn't get one every day mind you OffTheLip: ooohohohoo no, only when we were LUCKY! oddboy: jesus think of something original OffTheLip: shiT@/... my phone just rang tuesday has to call......a guy *gasp* tuesday: oh shoot OffTheLip: great...and it was nobody tuesday doesn't think she has the # OffTheLip: it always freaks me out when people are talking about phones, and then mine rings rallen: well then you can't really make the call OffTheLip: AA! there it is again tuesday: it's me OffTheLip waits....patiently. OffTheLip BARKING BARKING MAAADD!!! OffTheLip: yyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooooooooooo OffTheLip has enough nervous energy to lift a bus. *** xEh (~gfdfdg@207.idsonline.com) has joined channel #altmusic OffTheLip: ....filled with Rush Limba even xEh: change the topic xEh: please OffTheLip: SHMORK! SHMORK! OffTheLip: why? xEh: $^#(^@#^&@^#&*^$&#$^&*(@#@#&@&#*^&@&#*@@*&#@&@&#@#@&@&^@&#^@#@$&#$^&#$&^#$^&#@%#@^*&$*&^$#@*&$*^&#$*#^@&$&#^$*#&^$^&#@$^#@$&#@$^*@^&@^&@*&^#@&@*&^@^#*@&^#(@&*@&*#(^@*#^*@^&$^@$^#$^$*#&$*&$#&$)&$*&@(*$&@&#*@(&)#&@#&@*&(#&#(*@(&*#@(*&&(*#(*&@#(*&#*&^$(&^$@^(&$@^&$&**&^#*^$(*&#@^$^#@*$^#@$^#&*^$#@&^$#@^$*&^@(*$#*^&#(*&$^!^$(#^$#*&^$*^#^$*&(#^$@^$#^(@*$^@#&*$^#@*&$^@#*(&$^(*#@&$^*&(#@^$(*&#@^$(*&#@^$*&(#@^$(*&#^$*#^$*@#^&$*^#@*$^#@*&$^*#@(&^$(#&@*^$*@&$^#(*@&^ OffTheLip: SHMORK! xEh: $^#(^@#^&@^#&*^$&#$^&*(@#@#&@&#*^&@&#*@@*&#@&@&#@#@&@&^@&#^@#@$&#$^&#$&^#$^&#@%#@^*&$*&^$#@*&$*^&#$*#^@&$&#^$*#&^$^&#@$^#@$&#@$^*@^&@^&@*&^#@&@*&^@^#*@&^#(@&*@&*#(^@*#^*@^&$^@$^#$^$*#&$*&$#&$)&$*&@(*$&@&#*@(&)#&@#&@*&(#&#(*@(&*#@(*&&(*#(*&@#(*&#*&^$(&^$@^(&$@^&$&**&^#*^$(*&#@^$^#@*$^#@$^#&*^$#@&^$#@^$*&^@(*$#*^&#(*&$^!^$(#^$#*&^$*^#^$*&(#^$@^$#^(@*$^@#&*$^#@*&$^@#*(&$^(*#@&$^*&(#@^$(*&#@^$(*&#@^$*&(#@^$(*&#^$*#^$*@#^&$*^#@*$^#@*&$^*#@(&^$(#&@*^$*@&$^#(*@&^ *** OffTheLip has set the topic on channel #altmusic to kiss my ass..son of weenie-boy OffTheLip: xeh...I think you should have that glandular problem looked at.... *** xEh has set the topic on channel #altmusic to @#$%^&*()_@#$%^&*()@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&* xEh: OffTheCuntLip *** OffTheLip has set the topic on channel #altmusic to where the insults are free *** Signoff: xEh (Excess Flood) OffTheLip: hehehe..what a dork OffTheLip: SHMORK! SHMORK! OffTheLip: shmorkity whorky hork OffTheLip: torky, lorky nork OffTheLip: and a florky zork OffTheLip is amusing himself...a little too much for his own good. OffTheLip forgets..... OffTheLip: well, since it's 7:40 here, add four hours to that to be on the east coast Contessa: 10 50 Contessa: 3 hours Contessa: thats the highest it will go Contessa: you are only 3000 miles away at best Contessa: 1 hr=1000 miles OffTheLip: oh....ehn you and your details Contessa: hehe Contessa: i just aced my psychology test Contessa: and i didnt even know we had one cumming OffTheLip: I suppose you count the amount of licks it takes you to get to the center of a tootsie pop too Contessa: one... Contessa: two... Contessa: three.. Contessa: *crunch* Contessa: three... Contessa: i'm off Contessa: i got human bio in a few minutes OffTheLip: you're going? Contessa: yeah OffTheLip: okay..byee Contessa: l8r *** Contessa has left channel #altmusic OffTheLip shmacks himself up side the head.. Why? "Because I'm ALIVE dammit!!!" OffTheLip: oh baby...do it again OffTheLip takes this opportunity, to plant a rocket-tree in his front yard. oddboy *sighs* OffTheLip: one, one, one, one (Off The Lip, counting his most treasured experiences) OffTheLip: wait wait.. I'm not finished yet. OffTheLip: "Say there little missy... are you aware that what you're doin is against the law in 17 states?" OffTheLip: And the deer dashed off into the mist, closely followed by a herd of ravaging sloths...out on the prowl and deadly as ever. OffTheLip needs to get that billy idol song. OffTheLip: talkin with my se-helf o o o talkin with my se-helf... OffTheLip: well if I had the chance I'd ask the world to prance *** daking (daking@lynx.dac.neu.edu) has joined channel #altmusic daking: morning ppl OffTheLip: so i'll be talkin with my se-helf OffTheLip: haloo daking oddboy: hi daking daking: how are ya ppl's? OffTheLip: uuumm bored OffTheLip: someone here I think is extreamly lagged....and I think it's me -cra5h-- What OffTheLip Expecting a Miracle? -cra5h-- PING -oddboy- My Girlfriend does it so much better than you -oddboy- PING moab: ok those assholes told me to go to fucking email classes moab: can you believe that shit OffTheLip: I don't know daking.. I doubt it moab: fucking email classes moab: ok, he told me to telnet to unix email moab: what the hell does that mean? moab: then he hung up OffTheLip: see moab, what that actually means, is that you're supposed to go down to their offices, and beat them over the heads with lots of wet chickens moab: off: yes, well, i certainly feel like it now Qazz: is it graphical or textical? tails: talk ppl OffTheLip talks... Contesa: im bored tails kisses tessa on the nose OffTheLip: speak boy...rrrRRUFF! Contesa: i can just imagine tails' head pop out of my monitor tails: hahahah...you don't even know what i look like tails: :) you are so wacko.... OffTheLip makes passionate sex with tessa to cure the boredom Contesa: i saw party picures of a tail who stood in front of alot of drunk ppl Contesa: and tails was dancing too Contesa: ummmmm Contesa: lip i dunno if you know this but one of the ops on this channel is my bf Contesa: and you better hope he didnt log the channel OffTheLip: hehehe.. tails: hahahahahaahahaha OffTheLip gets his ass wupped. Krinkle has been gone for an hour and a half and the subject has still not changed *** tues: No such nick/channel OffTheLip: flarkinz OffTheLip: we louts are ANGRY OffTheLip: I think I'll go eat something and pass out OffTheLip: <--- dealing with his oral fixation. moab: why am i not studying? moab: why why why? OffTheLip: because..... OffTheLip: you want to be punished moab: yes.. i think that is it OffTheLip: now I have a question for you OffTheLip: where the hell is tuesday? moab: Im sorry, but i cant answer that moab: I would love to help moab: but moab: I cant OffTheLip: that's okay...I can't answer my questions either OffTheLip: oo..my car just came home OffTheLip: and there's all these people in it too... OffTheLip: they're my annoying family OffTheLip: well....at least the car is home moab: heh moab: thats always nice moab: hmm.. i have 6 hours of class tomorrow straight moab: that sux OffTheLip: yeah OffTheLip: unless you get a bad-ass instructor moab: i dont have any at this school OffTheLip: and a class filled with nubil beauties just waiting for you and you alone moab: yes.. moab: yes.. young starlets OffTheLip: damn this lag...it never seems to leave me moab: mmm women moab: heh ok man, thanks for helpin me earlier, im hittin the sack, hope tues comes on soon OffTheLip: later moab Yega is away - accidentally shot in the head - messages will be logged. Freaked: it's earily quiet here OffTheLip: that it is.. OffTheLip is as so as a mouse. Freaked: whatsup, offthelip? OffTheLip: I'm waiting... OffTheLip: and posting on a bbs Lonny: i want a bagel.PLEASE OffTheLip: but I don't HAVE a bagel dammit! darkstar: where'd kim go? this lox stuff is starting to spoil... Lonny: were are the bagels?? Freaked: no bagels here either OffTheLip: they left OffTheLip: the bagels got bored with all the people here OffTheLip: something about lack of intelligble conversation or some shit like that darkstar: who left? Lonny: bring them back! *** jessica9 (~jjj@ppp20.cac.psu.edu) has joined channel #altmusic thebitch: hi jessica jessica9: hi TheShit: haloo *** jessica9 has left channel #altmusic TheShit: man, she was so talkative... thefuck: heh TheShit: I'm not through being the shit yet. TheShit: some people can't handle knowing they're the shit bombshell: shit: you ARE the shit, man thefuck: kurt couldn't handle it *** bombshell has set the topic on channel #altmusic to TheShit is the SHIT!!!!! TheShit: hehe Dolores: What are you talking 'bout? thefuck: sex TheShit: I guess we're talking about sex at the moment bombshell: dolores: how dating sucks b/c its all bullshit and you just want to get the other into bed, or you want to go home rebound: Sex???? rebound: What is sex? TheShit: HAH! Dolores opens up her ears to listen carefully TheShit: actually that's a good question TheShit: sex....it's the physical union between two living beings bombshell: can be one, can be three or more TheShit: yeah yeah yeah... oddboy hates alanis frente: woh.... frente: guess what Drew thinks Alannis is a talentless piece of fucking shit and it was worth being on for that extra minute to type it in Tayzer: I second that frente: 2 big black guys came onto my floor, banged on a door across from me and shouted for "the fucking money" Dagmar: Shouldn't you be calling the police then? frente: their gone frente: was fucking scary frente: i dont like my safty comprimised Tayzer: frente has one hand in his pocket and the other one dialin 911 KimDeal: hehe OffTheLip: HAHAHA! Cra5h: hahahahah Wizza: hehe *** Signoff: w1ld (911 is a joke) frente: i dont get it OffTheLip: hhhh...fuckin shmorkinz all oddboy: i want to be slowly fucked tonight at this party OffTheLip collapses on the floor... oddboy: now if matu would get his ass in gear OffTheLip: isn't that what everyone wants oddboy? oddboy: off:hehehe oddboy is finding unfunny jokes funny oddboy has been drinking for the last five hours on and off OffTheLip forgot to drink anything today..or eat anything OffTheLip doesn't care... OffTheLip: just want Ivy to call back ginger: OTL <---- invincible.... oddboy is eating ramen too oddboy: vodka and ramen MoonGod desperately needs to shave... oddboy: I shaved this morning OffTheLip didn't shave today either MoonGod thinks he'll shave all the hair from his body... for fun... OffTheLip: I got hit by a car today ginger: <---didnt shave either... :> MoonGod: okay... maybe not... OffTheLip: hehe...ginger.. k-leigh: i didn't do a thing for halloween except watch taxi driver *** krinkz has set the topic on channel #altmusic to * OffTheLip will make sure not to get k-leigh too hot. DEV0: There is no #altmusic news because you all are boring and I hate you. k-leigh: i'm too lazy to be a girl krinkle: you're not belligerant enough, OTL OffTheLip: you use netscape right? bug25: yeah bug25: cool! bug25: but i hate reading :) bug25: hehe OffTheLip: that's why I have at least one picture on every page bug25: otl you are OoC! OffTheLip: what does that stand for? bug25: out of control .i got it from k-leigh deva will stop bcuz bug is hyperventilating and otl doesn't know what we're talking about. :) bug25: thats bad :( OffTheLip: true..but it's not your fault.. I think bug25: cant be my fault! bug25: your write heads are screwed?! OffTheLip: no, it's a directory error OffTheLip: not a hardware thing bug25: i see bug25: sorta bug25: crazy macs bug25: hehe OffTheLip: hehe..wacky ibm files OffTheLip: could be just that frooty Ircle.. OffTheLip: but it hasn't done that in the past bug25: k-l uses a mac :) OffTheLip: yeah I know (smile) bug25: well she has no probs with my files! OffTheLip: she's just too cool OffTheLip: well I didn't either once I FTPed it OffTheLip: I'm not sure if they succeeded, or just ended up using shell radiopod: shell rocks OffTheLip: not for web it doesn't radiopod: lynx rocks radiopod: fuck that graphics shit radiopod: if i want an image, i'll download it OffTheLip shmacks his forehead, "Oy!" radiopod: z modem radiopod: none of this ppp crap OffTheLip fires up PONG. OffTheLip: enough of this 3d flight sim shit OffTheLip passes up a Sony Playstation..for an Atari 400. radiopod: yeah radiopod: that's the way OffTheLip sells his PowerMac...and buys a VAX mainframe, "Oh baby..punch-cards!" OffTheLip scraps that, for a mechanical difference engine...Babbage style. OffTheLip throws that away..opting instead for a rock, and a pile of dirt *** Signoff: radiopod (excess flood) OffTheLip then says, "The hell with all this technology." and uses his face to scratch shapes into the dirt. OffTheLip: I think I'll go.. 1) I'm only talking to myself 2) I need to fix my drive bug25: otl : what the heck are you talking about? :) OffTheLip: I'm not sure bug OffTheLip: but it comes out every once in a while jiF: heh.. what *i* wANT is to find someone whos from the states that will be at the soniC youTh gig and have WEED for mE.. :) i dont wanna take any over the boRdEr.. krinkle: that url is entirely too long OffTheLip: I prefer to call them net coma Yeti: man, netcruiser blows. krinkle: OTL: it's an add-on program krinkle: you have to get it separately OffTheLip: hmm..where do I get it? krinkle: OTL: i dunno...look around the netscape ftp servers OffTheLip: fuck...they only have it for Windows here raeven: tinder never even liked my hair Cra5h: my typing sucks after 4 beers frente tried to make eye contact with a pretty girl...but she kept looking away...is that a bad sign? Yega has been Ricardo Montelban for a long time *** Mode change "+vvv frente danlin OffTheLip" on #altmusic by krinkle OffTheLip: what the hell? I'm green here krinkle: i made you +v, otl OffTheLip: what does that mean though? cin: stop the flooding, i'm at 300! krinkle: 300 baud? cin: yes OffTheLip: wow cin OffTheLip: that's impressive krinkle: may i ask why? cin: :) krinkle: she's toying with us OffTheLip: I remember 300 baud..... cin: it's amusing how you guys always believe EVERYTHING i say :) OffTheLip creeks back and forth in his rocking chair *** frente (parise@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu) has joined channel #altmusic frente just set up a date via email:p danlin: with who? krinkle: frente: you nerd frente: c-conley krinkle: i feel awkward when someone does something for me crouton: You're so reassuring, OTL, you should be a shrink. *** tommy (thdoan@aldebaran.oac.uci.edu) has joined channel #altmusic deva: dev0 kissed me yesterday... OffTheLip: devo is da man deva: heh tommy: Are you a man? *** tommy has left channel #altmusic OffTheLip: I guess tommy was a yutz deva: my goodness..aren't _we the popular channel this morning..? dig: yes we are crouton: It's cuz we rock so hard urgeok: crouton ...i met my wife playing volleyball... *** Eleven (brett@norssi.oulu.fi) has joined channel #altmusic urgeok: hard act to follow crouton snorts the #altmusic sofa OffTheLip follows the act around... crouton: You'll see when it collapses into a black hole OffTheLip tries to pull the sofa out of crouton's nose Pavement: :) crouton is relucant to let it go before its effects kick in OffTheLip takes a trip into the 5th dimension from looking at Pavement's smiley OffTheLip 's message from the 5th, "It's like an ocean of colors....man." crouton enters the first dimension and the sofa pops out of the black hole with a fresh supply of trout OffTheLip steams the trout over the open flame from a Usenet group Pavement slaps dig around a bit with a large trout Eleven: just *** Eleven has left channel #altmusic OffTheLip: "This one goes up to ELEVEN." crouton: Do they look like the Hal 9000 eye? *** snif (~info@scotty.nettrek.com.au) has joined channel #altmusic snif: heya =) OffTheLip: haloo snif: hey, can anyone read me? snif: mic check, one two three ... snif is laggggggin like hell . . . OffTheLip: more like no one is talking like hell snif: offthelip: type 'now' when you read this *** snif has left channel #altmusic OffTheLip: oops...guess I should have come back into the room sooner *** Topic for #altmusic: topics suck *** Last topic change at Tuesday, November 7, 1995 2:04:37 PM _surma_: fuck off and die OffTheLip: haloo Radiohead: yeh.. _surma_: if beethoven sucks, so does raidohead Radiohead: radiohead rules.. Qazz: so does beethoven _surma_: i psersonally don't like radiohead _surma_: cept for fake plastic trees Radiohead: fake plastic trees suck _surma_: but i have no space to tell you that radiohead sucks _surma_: fuck you _surma_: you have no fucking right to tell me what sucks and what doesn't Radiohead: guess you havnt listened to it much then.. _surma_: i just told you that i personally didn't like them much! DEV0: you all suck. shut up. _surma_: thankds devo Radiohead: yeah.. sure.. im just telling my opinion OffTheLip: hehe Radiohead: beethovn's fifth kinda rules _surma_: where the fuck is krinkle? Radiohead: in trutina OffTheLip: exploring the depths of his coma _surma_: heh _surma_: probaly Radiohead: coma rules _surma_: i need to kiss his ass :) Radiohead: hairy butts rule Radiohead: i have one _surma_: i didn't need to know that _surma_: cause i really don't give a shit OffTheLip: you know, some people say that the converstions are stranger in the middle of the night Radiohead: oh? well.. u know it now OffTheLip: I beg to differ Radiohead: gimme an example MoonGod: otl: uuh.. uuh.. what happened 2 anaheim? MoonGod kafluueywonkz offthelip for confoozling him so! OffTheLip: Like, "I never flarking said I swarbled in anaheim..you frooble" Radiohead: off: didnt quite get that.. Radiohead: what is swarble? OffTheLip: swarble is whatever you want it to mean MoonGod: off: swarble would be "lived" MoonGod: otl: well.. then.. where did I get the idea U were in anaheim??... OffTheLip: defined either by the context, or the general feelings of the person involved OffTheLip: I don't know moon... OffTheLip: maybe you dreamt it Radiohead: off: what did u want it to mean? MoonGod: radio: in that context... flarking is a general exclamation... swarbled means "lived".. and "frooble" would be an insult of some form.. Radiohead: shit.. OffTheLip: radio: it could mean 'lived', 'stayed', or 'crashed' OffTheLip: moon has got the idea Radiohead: sure.. OffTheLip: it's kind of like using variables in math OffTheLip: the sentence being an equation raeven: <--doesn't like pain today Radiohead: its kinda like that i didnt get it.. raeven looks around for some drugs *** Mode change "+o OffTheLip" on #altmusic by MoonGod OffTheLip will never return MoonGod: be good =) OffTheLip: Ooo.. *** Signoff: MoonGod (Just ask the Axis.) OffTheLip: are you supposed to do anything when you're opped? OffTheLip: great...Oh.. I know why he did that.. OffTheLip is too tired. raeven: heh OffTheLip: there's never a devo around when you need one *** MoonGod (moongod@usr3.primenet.com) has joined channel #altmusic *** /CTCP PING from MoonGod replied OffTheLip: shmorkinz moon MoonGod: heya otl... op me damnit!.. ;) OffTheLip: yeah yeah yeah..what'll you do for me? OffTheLip: hehe MoonGod: I'll stop saying U live in anaheim.. =) OffTheLip: okay *** Mode change "+o MoonGod" on #altmusic by OffTheLip tessa: wouldn't it be something if everyone greeted the opposite sex by way of having casual sex MoonGod: tessa: hmm... sounds good to me... as long as one can be a bit selective in who they "greet" ;) MoonGod introduces himself to offthelip.. hehe.. SuperFred: tessa, let me introduce you to this sheep...baaa tessa: ah true but if it was a beautiful worl who cares? everyone would be beautiful OffTheLip is too tired, and can't type fast enough to keep up with the conversation. SuperFred: how come this channel is #altmusic, but no mention of music has even come up since i've been here? OffTheLip: devo is getting moody I think deva-: seen offthelip OffTheLip: ya never know what's going through a bot's head DEV0: fuck you OffTheLip! Who the fuck do you think you are anyway?!? deva-: hahahahaha DEV0: seen this. seen that!!! thtat's all anybody ever has to fucking say to me! Wouldn't U go insane?!? deva-: hahahaha OffTheLip: hehehe... OffTheLip: oohh I'm too tired for this DEV0: I mean, half u fucking idiots are asking if i've seen YOU anyway. or worse: if I've seen ME?!? R U fucking stupid?!? krinkle: what a strange morning this is krinkle: there's some girl i don't know in my shower krinkle: I think my ears are broken OffTheLip: I think more things on me are broken than my ears krinkle: everything sounds muted OffTheLip: maybe you need to clear your ears raeven: krink: pop them raeven: krink: q-tips OffTheLip: they might have fluid or something in them krinkle: i did OffTheLip: oh raeven: krink: blow your nose krinkle: my connection is total crap today theprick: k-l: they also have this NEW vibrating hand for guys :] k-leigh: i don't want a vibrating hand :b VertiGLO: haha theprick: k-leigh: what do you want again? ;] k-leigh: theprick: i just msged you dork :b VertiGLO: doubles as a paint shaker ;) k-leigh: theprick: it's that honey dust stuff from kama sutra k-leigh *smacks* theprick k-leigh: hehe OffTheLip: vibrating testicle vise...the perfect christmas gift for all your friends...and your enemies VertiGLO: heh Crash: OTL I think enemies OffTheLip: depends on how good your friends are theprick: "The Jack Off" vibrating hand is $49.95 k-leigh: hahaha VertiGLO: hhah TymeKilla: hehehahhaah k-leigh: theprick had the page marked on that one theprick: hehe theprick: it has a flexible grip and variable speeds TymeKilla: theprick: you hold it's wrist? OffTheLip: but does it have a Kung Fu Grip? VertiGLO: sounds like a lawnmower. k-leigh: theprick: quit looking at that and find the kama sutra stuff VertiGLO: karate chop action TymeKilla: yeah..then they'll call it the "Nutcracker" ;) VertiGLO: christmas special OffTheLip: cool...we should start selling them OffTheLip: we'd probably make a fortune OffTheLip: make it programmable, like that casio watch VertiGLO: hahahahah put an alarm in it VertiGLO: what a way to wake up OffTheLip: hehe...definately k-leigh: ever received a call in your vibrating hand? you will VertiGLO: hahahah theprick: hehehe OffTheLip: k-liehg YESSSS TymeKilla: hehehahahahaha worm17: does anybody work with the ministry of transportation? can you get me an international license OffTheLip: I don't work with the ministry of anything worm17: I don't work period. Cra5h: I work too much worm17: I am sooooooooooo broke. OffTheLip: I'm getting broker by the minute worm17 and bug25 have no food and no money to buy food, and no way of getting to the store to buy food, cause it's really cooooold here saveur: worm: quite yer whining Cra5h: worm GET A JOB!!!! *** krinkle has left channel #altmusic *** krinkle (krinkle@montag33.residence.gatech.edu) has joined channel #altmusic krinkle: oops krinkle: left the wrong channel OffTheLip: hehe *** KaTe (kaite@Mars.mcs.com) has joined channel #altmusic *** KaTe has left channel #altmusic *** Kocur (~.@ts3-7.slip.uwo.ca) has joined channel #altmusic *** Kocur has left channel #altmusic worm17: some people wishing to altmusic I take it. OffTheLip: who knows... OffTheLip: some people expecting a conversation to drop into a suppose Cra5h: burp Cra5h: OTL you knwo convos never last here OffTheLip: sure they do...as long as net splits don't last too long OffTheLip: well it's kind of like a real place really..people come and go..sometimes they sit around and don't say anything Cra5h: how true Cra5h: never thought of it that way Cra5h: what the fuck is a dialup isdn service? aschi: My step-grandfather was a dentist who pierced ears on the side... flwrgrl: die C and H? real nice. OffTheLip: I didn't set the topic.. flwrgrl: who did? OffTheLip: don't know *** OffTheLip has set the topic on channel #altmusic to swabblin-yadd cadoodle OffTheLip: there...different Doxepin: hey OTL Doxepin: Look behind you cin: back laterish cin: no, i'm coming back to get sloshed *** krinkle has set the topic on channel #altmusic to HaPpY SlOsHiNg OffTheLip: yeah, jeez, I can't type fast enough for everyone here Doxepin snags OTLs ram whilst he was distracted *** Signoff: cin (Leaving) OffTheLip is never THAT destracted oxide steals offthelips computer while he is isn;t lloking OffTheLip is never not looking THAT much. OffTheLip: Now that I think about it, you'd have to introduce me to Jennifer Connelly, telling me I have the next two weeks to be alone with her...that would distract me enough where I wouldn't notice if someone made off with my computer krinkle: well, my account seems to be gone Doxepin: whats the highest OS u can run on a 512? krinkle spits out a wad of tobacco krinkle: *shplit* krinkle looks at krinkle krinkle: We don't like yer kind 'round here, so git b'fore eh shuve krinkle: dis here shotgun up yer yankee butt... *** krinkle has been kicked of channel #altmusic by krinkle (| -+ TEXT +- |) *** krinkle (o@ns2.clever.net) has joined channel #altmusic OffTheLip: krink....you're a silly person OffTheLip: wait...you ARE a person, right? krinkle: OffTheLip: no...i'm a bot swaz: Shut up Jab am not Jab: swaz keeps msg'ing me "heil hitler" deva: seig heil Jab: seigfried OffTheLip: and roy krinkle hugs swaz deva: so? jab it's not like you're not wearing boots on this channel... swaz: where did you come up w/ the Nazi stuff *** Jab has set the topic on channel #altmusic to have u hugged your nazi today? swaz: don't touch me dick krinkle: i didn't touch your dick krinkle: i just gave you a hug OffTheLip: neither did I swaz: fuck you *** swaz has been kicked of channel #altmusic by Qazz OffTheLip: "the lights are pretty in the sparkly reflection.." OffTheLip: "the pain makes me curl like a lick of flame into the black of night" OffTheLip: "maybe.....maybe there isn't, anyone out there.." danlin: what's up? deva: nothin much danlin: *sigh* same here OffTheLip: "there's a chance left for ya...in hell."