Welcome to the madness of a teenage mind...
Barfin raggly, snibble ka-flarg... Kink cank, crinkly CrAnKLe. Forloobin, slib whhhhaqe! Shnaboobinz kabuttly, forn tinkin kidaddle-woon. Snib frit korn ka-shmaddle weeb stibe...cancadink smafibb zorbf-din-shtattly. Razzivaroo quee nims bobt? Floggadone yawibe KUNdin fadoon barrrroony.
You know what? Everything just gets weirder as time goes on. Just when I thought things couldn't get any more deranged, here comes the next bus with a whole lotta freakish new situations. It's wiild man, wild..
You'll know you know me, when the first paragraph makes more sense than the second.
Check yourself and check your browser.
Be forewarned, my site contains things that might be considered...shocking.
(so don't assume all these pages safe for the child mind, because some of them are not)
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Another link to the Forest. And just what is the Forest you ask..and furthermore, what is concupiscence? Well there happens to be a page on it I found on some religious site, in which the first paragraph is written rather well in my opinion.
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And too good for another page, Yahoo Serious carving a surfboard, and then waxing it. Also a very lo-fi quote of putting forth the effort to accomplish something.
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Here's an odd page for an odd subject.. people.
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Here are some things that have been said to me before, some log excerpts from #altmusic discussions (or the lack there of) I've had with people (and bots), and some general quotes that I like.
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This is a link to some links about actual surfing..
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Not for the timid, a page on things that I love, and another one on amusing usenet groups.
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Here is my silly questionnaire page for girlfriend recruitment.
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Some things I've hacked, a would-be cartoon called The Haxor, and some pages to slow your computer down with many things that were not originally meant to be in a browser window.
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This is what the world needs now, and everybody knows it. It's the one, the only..Belly Cake of 1998.
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Hmm.. Here's some old poetry.
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Also a little old is something I'd forgotten about until recently, a few scripts of extreme personalities being patients of Eliza.
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Here is a page devoted to my long ago alternate universe world of Crank.
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Here's my now hopefully-only-temporarily-defunct LavaCam, which used to continually show the world what my lava lamp was doing right that minute.. LavaCam, ask for it by name..
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A page on what I'd like to make of my life..
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My past...
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My graphics FAQ that I haven't been maintaining.
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And best of all, my joyous complaining page... Isn't life just grand?
XENO is my electronic magazine that has thus far only made it six issues. It's about everything, and nothing in particular. Be it the written word, the recorded sound, or the painted picture, it can be found in XENO. At least, in issues 1 through 4 it can (no sounds in pdf). They're in DocMaker self-contained format for reading on the Macintosh. They're kept as straight Storffit files so that they'll transfer as the size that they are. Binhex merely balloons the file size, and it's pointless since it won't be going through a 7 bit gateway or anything, and Storffits are all data-fork anyway. I don't know why people still use Binhex. Probably because they're STUPID!!!
At the request of friends with ibms, I've also put issue 3 into acrobat .pdf format (for the second time, looks nicer now). And now with Issue 5 and 6, they're completely in acrobat (from scratch, not a reprint from Docmaker). It lacks the ability to embed sounds, and the viewer application is fat-ass (and strange implementation of a Netscape Plug-in, which actually opens acrobat and puts the buttons and things into the netscape window..hardly the thing you'd want if you don't have very much memory), but it's a more widely accepted format. So with these, if you have a Mac, ibm, or UNIX machine, you can all read XENO....isn't that special...
About the time browsers could start displaying font faces, I decided to try and convert the doxmakker issues into H T...M L. I did this, and if you follow the About Xeno link you can read them online with quite possibly, THE VERY browser you're using to look at this page right here. Amazing, isn't it. Them there technologies is right purrrty..huhuhh...
If you wish us (or, me actually is who it'll fall to) to put the previous issues into acrobat, or maybe if you know of some completely wondrous format (self-contained, fit for multiple platforms..yadda yadda) that you think we should use..or if you want to contribute something...or....for anything really, email me and be happy.
(Everything you wanted to know about XENO but were afraid to ask)
That's all for this page...
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