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Welcome now one and all, to my recently spawned pages containing many moving, active, and frequently bandwidth-hogging embedded objects.

The first in this line of locations is a pointless shockwave movie (but then, aren't they all?) called Track2. It was actually made a long long time ago, and has finally found it's little place in the world.

Second here, is a gargly nootle flort...of course.

After which, of course I would have a swoofing blocky flibble.


Why all this stuff? Because it's..