Fuck...the most wonderful glorious word in all of human language. True, some people shunt it's usage. But I don't. I realize it's beauty, versatility, and meaningful usability.

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The wonderful thing about the word Fuck, is that it can come in handy in so many occations. Think about all the images the word Fuck conjures to the mind... Amazing isn't it? Depending on the context, inflection, and timbre..it can be any one of a zillion from the gamut of meanings, feelings, and actions that it represents. The one constant that remains true with all of the different little ways to say it, is that it conveys strength of feeling. It emphisises whatever you say. Even if it's the only word there.

Let's look at some of the usages of the word you might, and probably do, hear any day of the week....

"Fuck"

Any strong feeling
"Fuck"

Alarm/Anger/Surprise/Pain/Demand
"Fuck!"

Curious
"Fuck?"

Failure/Dissapointment/Releif/Fatigue
"Fuck...."

Anger/Sass
"Fuck you" -yourself"

Sensual
"I want to fuck you"

Surprise/Sass/Sexual Request
"Fuck me"

Abandonment/Dare
"Fuck this"

A mistake
"Fuck up"

"Fucked"

Made a mistake
"Fucked up"

Looking and/or acting like a complete mess
"Fucked up."

Psychologically screwed up
"Fucked in the head."

When things look bleak
"Totally fucked."

"Fucking - Fuckin"

"Fucking like rabbits"

"Fucking insane"

"Fucking who?"

"Fuckin' A!"

"Fucking fucked"


Fuck is very descriptive, and very representative of the human condition.. It's also quite an old word. It can be traced back to the 15th century. In my book, that's pretty fuckin old....

Oh, and if anyone actually reads this page and wants others to. Be a lamb and just give out the URL (or, Erl as I like to call them) of the Warning page. I don't want people to be too surpised when they shpoink to this page.

GRIN